
-hey girls, let's have a slumber party! -(deep voice) can i watch? -shut up! -dude, the commercial i'm in is gonna be on tv tonight. -sweet, what time?
food for teenage girl sleepover, -at like 3:00 in the morning, so we're gonna have to stay up super-late. -what's this i hear about staying up late? -ah!
uh... nothing, mom. -you know bedtime's at 11, young man. -okay, i'm a grown-ass man, so you can't tell me what to do. [slap!] [high-pitched crying] -pussy. -what are we gonna do? -we're gonna stay up anyway. my mom can't tell us what to do.
we're gonna do whatever we want. it's gonna be the greatest slumber party ever! -best night ever! -yeah, i'm never going to sleep again. -(ian's mom) ian? -[softly]: not the bicycle. -good. -[yawns] that was a close one. -oh man, it's only 11.
-we need to get serious. [screaming] â¡mis ojos! ah! oh! â¡ay, dios mão! -never have i ever... peed my bed in the past five years. that's what i thought. -[groans] what time is it? -only 30 minutes left till my commercial. -let's do this for realsies!
[eating pixy stix noisily] -[roaring] [tinny nyan cat music plays] [chuckles] -do it! -[laughing evilly] [jumper cables buzzing] -dang it, ian. if you two are up-- [lullaby music plays]
sleeping like babies. -god! is it time for the commercial yet? -it's only been two minutes. -[sighs] fine. [agonized screams] [ukulele alarm sounds] -commercial time! -finally! [tv clicks on]
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sumo pee blocker! -this is the stupidest thing ever. why would anyone use this when they can just get up and go to the bathroo-- [tinkling sound] what's that noise? -i'm peeing. thanks, sumo pee blocker! -(announcer) scrawny white boy approved! -to see bloopers from this video and more,
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