water diet before and after tumblr

marcel: okay. craig: that's a lot of crying. marcel: are you good now? scotty: *harsh coughing sounds* marcel: where's the water?

water diet before and after tumblr, mini: where's the water? scotty: oh yeah, right. marcel: jesus christ!*craig laughs* craig: hey, do y'know what would be really funny?

craige: if we did a try not to laugh challenge- we had water in our mouths. *both laugh* craig: 's no fucking water. ♪♪♪ scotty: this- this was all part of the plan. marcel: yup. craig: i'mma put my phone... marcel: wh- what are we calling this? scotty: try not to laugh challenge.

craig: try not to not laugh. scotty: try- try... marcel: try not to not laugh? craig: 'd be meta craig: next owl (?) scotty: meta as fuck. craig: tr- try not to laugh is so overdone nowadays. marcel: try not to not laugh. craig: just laugh consistently.

*laughs* craig: laugh all the time. marcel: welcome gentlemen, to the uh, 2017 try not to not laugh challenge. craig: try not to not laughscotty: thank you (x3) craig: brand new meta*marcel laughs* marcel: with water. scotty: with water, we got our water.marcel: each water bottle marcel: opponents, shake your hands.

marcel: -each other's hands. or kiss the lips, it doesn't matter. *they laugh* idubbbz: what are you fucking gay? marcel: i will be reading, *clears throught* *scotty burps* marcel: i will be reading tumblr dumps craig & scotty: tumblr dumps. marcel: and you guys will... try not to laugh. scotty: try not to not-

scotty: -not laughcraig: try not to not laugh marcel: try- try- try... scotty: try not no not laugh*cute double camera acknowledgment* craig: new meta 202017marcel: try not to not laugh. scotty: there we go. marcel: you're gonna put your phone over here? craig: hold on. marcel: who you texting? craig: your mother.

*reaction meme* *craig laughs* scotty: oho! marcel: try not to not laugh mini. craig: i failed scotty: i still don't know what that means. scotty: try not... craig: try not to laugh... marcel: try to laugh challenge.

craig: try- try- try to laugh challenge. scotty: try- oohh. craig: it's the new meta, just laugh all the time. *marcel clears his throat* marcel: gentlemen. scotty: cheers. craig: i- don't know how to cheers water but, fuck it. *craig gurgles* marcel: don't gargle it before you spit it at him!

marcel: like, what the fuck?! craig & scotty: *laughing and spitting water* *laughter* marcel: just swallow it. just fucking swallow it. craig: ahh marcel: we're... we're not getting through this marcel: this is not going to happen scotty: ok. scotty and marcel: first one!

craig: lets try this again. craig: you spilled already *laughs* scotty: don't worry about it. marcel: my sister got detention and a letter home, because a boy said to her, "girls don't fart". marcel: "so she shat..." marcel: so she 'sat'*laughter* craig: it went up my nose! *laughter continues* marcel: so she sat on him and farted.

craig: ahh, it went so far up my nose. scotty: he didn't even get to the punch line. craig: i know! i started leaking xd marcel: ready up. craig: ah- ready up! *laughs* marcel: ready? scotty: cheers mate! marcel: this is in asterix; "lawer voice" end asterix,"eat a dick your honor". scotty & craig: mhm...

marcel: 'i would be an awful parent. my kid would say "i don't wanna go to school, i just wanna sleep" 'and i'd probably get in bed with him and say "i feel you." next one; "why weren't you at school today? "my mom feels me". police sirens. craig: my mom feels me! *more laughter* craig: why weren't you at school today? my mom feels me! scotty: oh wow! craig: i think you spat in my mouth! *marcel and craig laugh*

craig: good shit. alright. marcel: i don't understand why people use 'gay lord' as an insult, maybe i just wanna be the- *giggles* craig: hm? marcel: maybe i just wanna be lord of the gays! *scotty cracks up* marcel: bow down to me! *giggles harder* craig: that's so fucking stupid! it's so fucking- craig: it's so dumb!

craig: -dying!marcel: this is a good one, marcel: this is a good one, this is a good one.scotty: okay, okay. marcel: i'mma try not to laugh, i'm a try not to laugh... i'mma try not to laugh not laugh 'i swear people get five-hundred times cuter when they talk about what they're passionate about. unless it's hitler. then it's only 'nein' times cuter *giggles* *marcel laughs harder* scotty: okay.

marcel: so, we have an italian exchange student at our school and he and i were hanging out, and he saw a pony. he tried to show me, but he didn't know what it was called, so he just pointed at it and said "look" "look, the compressed horse" *marcel laughs* scotty: hmm? marcel: "look, the compressed horse" and then he grinned at his complete understanding of the english language. i don't know why that made me laugh. okay, sorry. marcel: to stop kids from using drugs, they should give the drugs less cool names. if ecstasy was called...

marcel: moist curdle... *scotty and craig crack up* marcel: i can assure that nobody would be interested in trying it! *laughs* *they keep laughing* marcel: this is too hard! craig: moist curdle! craig: fucking hell. scotty: the computers pretty dry though. craig: yeah.

craig: it's cause all of it's on us! craig: this is just the 'try not to laugh at marcel challenge' sorry, 'try not to not laugh at marcel', which is failing... marcel: my teacher asked my class 'what is a government mandate?' someone answered 'when obama and biden go out to dinner'. the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like; "ah fuck i'm dying" and then woke up hours later and was like;

"aw yeah, that's the shit i be like". scotty: what the fuck! marcel: hello she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dog sled. marcel: damn boy, are you the terms and conditions because i don't' give a fuck what you have to say. scotty: god damn it. craig: i spat cause you spat! *they all laugh* craig: these fucking suck! marcel: you support gay rights, so you must be gay. that's in quotes.

i support animal rights, do i look like fucking alpaca to you? marcel: bro! my brother is sitting on a chair in my room studying a practice test thing, for his final test before he becomes a fully certified emt, tomorrow. and he's mumbling some questions out loud. angus went "a child has fallen from a monkey at school" and he just got dead quiet and stared at the wall for like a solid minute. with the most stricken look on his face, before he whispered; 'there's no protocol for monkeys!' *marcel laughs*

marcel: no! i don't like disney, it's for kids. you need to bibbity bobbity back the fuck out of my life *laughs* marcel: my brother froze a dollar in a block of ice. he's very proud of himself. comment underneath it; "that's what i call cold hard cash". marcel: sit down mini. why is it called lukewarm? like, why isn't it medium warm? who the fuck is luke? craig: mhm!

*swallows* that's my joke! craig: i'm mini cool(?) fucking'... motherfuckers took my joke. marcel: "things to say during sex" gee whiz. are you feeling it now mr.krabs? shark bait ooh haha!

marcel: keep going i got more! i got more! scotty: okay! *they laugh again* let's win this for mother russia*giggles* scotty: okay craig: 'm good. marcel: i got more. scotty: that's easy. craig: oh christ, this is not-scotty: i'm so easy.

marcel: whisper "what's your gamer tag?' get your head in the game! i got one more, last one. marcel: pull the lever kronk! scotty: that's so good! craig: wrong lever! marcel: you need to spit on mini more, cause you are so wet! scotty: he looks pretty wet. craig: i am.

marcel: look at your face! you have a stream of water craig: yeah!marcel: -dripping from your face! scotty: so i don't think anyone won this. craig: no. scotty: marcel's the real winner, he's dry. so i- i would say marcel's the winner. marcel: it was- it was solid it was solid. craig: it was solid.

scotty: but thanks for watchin' like the video, subscribe if you're new, marcel: ring that bell! scotty: and we'll catch you guys in the next video! craig: yeah ring the bell marcel: you- you gotta ring the bell. scotty: ring the bell! scotty: do it!craig: twitter, instagram craig: -vimeo, uh, daily motion,

marcel: myspace scotty: tumblrcraig: uh, craig: pinterestmarcel: myspace video scotty: facebook craig: yelp. craig: y- five stars on yelp. marcel: and uber craig: and uber. craig: bye!

scotty: bye. marcel: test, test, test, test, test, ha ha ha ha ha ha . aha, aha scotty: 's supposed to be try not to laugh. marcel: haha