- yeah, she's puttingon a brave face, but... - fuck man, your mom, i mean... - sup, lil' guys, what're you drinking? is this water? just kidding. i'm kidding.
water diet karen carpenter, oh god, i shouldn't have come over. - no, it's fine. - [narrator] ever step ona conversational landmine with no clear exit?
(woman groans) then you need... (woman screams) the conversational rip-cord! - i'm just afraid to get an iud. - well, you know i heard, intrump's america that it's-- - oh yeah, trump'samerica, tell me about it, what are we talking about. - birth control.
- yep. (yells) - [narrator] there'snever been an easy way to exit an uncomfortableconversation trap, until now. and it's good for any unwantedsocial snares, like religion! - there are multiple levels ofgod, there's the first god-- - [narrator] nerd shit! - two different kinds of elves-- no, wait, no!
- [narrator] or karen. (all yell one by one) with the conversational rip-cord, life is just a little easier. - he's just such a dick, you know, he's mean in a quiet way. - yeah. - and he's always talkingabout how he likes food, it's like, "shut up, sam,everyone likes food," you know?
he's fucking stupidand i fucking hate sam. (mocks excitement) sam! - i thought we werefriends (starts crying). (crashes) - ooh... - oh, ow. (groans) - katie! katie, are you okay? - ow, no, i need you totake me to the hospital.
- no! - [narrator] conversational rip-cord, because there's literallyno other way out. - somebody help! - hi, it's katie marovitchfrom collegehumor, if you wanna subscribe, click over here, and for more fun stuff, click over here. and if you want access tocolleghumor's secret site, make sure you send yoursocial security number,
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