healthy diets for teenage girl athletes

- do you watch grey'sanatomy or is it, like, too close to home? (laughing) have you ever seen anyone die? what's the weirdest thingyou've ever done on the job?

healthy diets for teenage girl athletes, - i can't say. - can't say, or won't say? - oh, you know i wanted to be a doctor. played a lot of operation, as a kid.

but i got shaky hands, and i'm squeemish. and i hate science. science sucks! you're probably good at science. is that offensive to you when people call you a "male nurse"? cause i hate when peopleare like, "she's a female senator or like, a female athlete".

as if a woman is notresponsible enough to be a-- - the doctor will be in shortly. - okay, thanks. - oh, see you didn'thave to put on the gown. it's completely unnecessary. - oh, i don't mind. how often do you get towear a g-string in public? that was a joke. (booming music)

- i have high blood pressure. can you b'fricken lieve that? - yeah, no. - apparently i have to start exercising and eating healthy whichis insane because of my youthful metabolism. - i mean, you're 25, your metabolism slows down the older you get. - yeah, if you're white,plus i'm not that old.

whatever, we are getting healthy. - i'm sorry, "we"? - yes, "we". i can't motivate myself, i've tried. (bouncy music) (moody music) also, i bought a juicer. - are you calling me fat? - what, no, what?

- i just say that topeople when they say dumb things to me it get umto saying dumb things. - hey, you like a guy who can hoverboard? - is that gluten-free? - i can't tell if i love that or hate that you do that. - works every time. - but still, we're going to get healthy. get active, detox, do crossfit.

- i'm gonna stop you right there because that sounds like a whole bunch of stuff that i hate doing. - you're going to love it. okay, maybe you won't love it, but you love me, right? and i need to do these things, so i don't die. - we're all going to die one day.

- okay, i'll buy you something. - rollerskates. - what, what is this, 1995? - probably not, considering that i'm not, not born. - whatever, all i'm asking for is a one-day, jump-start juice cleanse partner. - all right, buy me rollerskates and we have a deal. shake it.

- eww. fine, yes, deal. - do you want a spinach or a beet base? - actually, that's gross. i don't eat that stuff. - you just spit in your hand. also, get off your phone, do something. - it's somewhere, who cares? - do you even know what a dictionary is?

- maybe we should go outside. - and do what? - i don't know, take ahike, do yoga, crossfit. - of the three options,i hate yoga the least. - okay, let's go. oop, don't move suddenly. oh, my god. - what are you doing? - praying mantis.

- you look like an idiot. - no, i know. - moving forward you should tell me when yoga is hot yoga. - it was detoxifying and that's what we're doing anyway. it's all the same. two birds, one yoga. - you're not funny.

- yes, i am. - welcome, friends, i'm bertie, for those of you that may not know. all right, today we're going to start off by standing at the top of our mats. now remember, if this practice is too much for any of you, feel free to lie back and do shavasna. - night, bitches.

- izzy? izzy? izzy, you're embarrassing me. - now we're going to start by breathing in through the nose and out through the nose. - sorry. sorry. - all right class, now drive your hands

into the mat by pulling your hands away from the mat. - what? - drive your hands into the mat, by pulling your hands away from the mat. that's...hot. - i don't understand what you're saying. - literally, the easiest pose in yoga. - is it?

- yes, it is? - are you sure? - very sure. - all right, now drive in. and pull away. yes, good. - are you happy? - you took a chance and you fell. look everyone, she fell.

that's good, say itwith me, "that's good." (bell music) - try to fly away. - izzy, izzy? oh, sorry. whoo, can't stay here. we're all sweating our ass. whoo, sorry. great job, everyone.

- please, return to your mat. ma'am? - sorry, ooohh. - try to remain in the room. don't nama-leave. we all namaste here. all right. - oh, that's the men's... you've reached your goal.

- izzy, izzy, izzy. let me in. - juice, too much juice. - let me in. close the door, quickly. - why you never told me youwent in a bathroom stall? oh god, make it stop. don't! - we can never return here. - we need food, real food.

yep, i know what i want. - all right, you guysneed more minutes, or? - no, we're good. i'm going to have the house burger, medium with extra fries. and i mean, like, extra fries. also going to have the chocolate cake. - and i'm going to havechicken fingers, fries, and a peanut butter milkshake, please.

- ohhh, splurge day. - oh, no. oh, no that's not what i meant. no, oh no. - all done. - thank you. - here is your order, extra fries, enjoy. - oh my god. - oh, it hurts.

- so, full. - you have a fry. - sorry, excuse us, pardon me. sorry, what? okay. - why did we come from the kitchen? - shame, izzy, i refuse tolook that waiter in the face. we can never return here... go back, go back.

- momma's gonna... sorry, i know. we can never speak about it again. - i know. we can never come backhere, ever, ever, again. - not going to say explosive diarrhea, but explosive diarrhea.